I travelled to Australia the other week and I was passing through immigration, they said to me "Do you have a criminal record?" I replied "I didn't realise that it was still a requirement to get in here".Ī Kiwi fella Steve and an Aussie bloke Wayne headed out fishing one Saturday and started downing a couple of beers on the boat.
He was even more unfortunate to lose another thousand dollars on the replay.
"Forever if that is ok with you" replies Damian.Īn Aussie guy was recently unfortunate to lose a thousand dollars on the big horse race of the year The Melbourne Cup. The store clerk replies "how long would you like them?" Q: What do you get if you cross breed an Australian with a monkey?Ī: Nothing, monkeys know better than thatĪn insult for Aussies - "I hope that your chooks turn into Emu's and kick your dunny down."Īn Aussie bloke Damian walks into the hardware store and says "I'd like some nails please mate". Q: What do you call an Aussie that scores well on an IQ test? Q: Whats the difference between Cinderella and the Wallabies rugby team?Ī: Cinderella actually made it to the ball Q: Why aren't the Wallabies team members allowed to own a dog?
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